But, my boyfriend just went to the store to pick me up some Gatorade, Medicine, & tampons…& he is making me breakfast when he gets back too. How in fuck did I get so lucky?
People are like: “It’s so sweet that your boyfriend brings you coffee to work & such when you ask him to”
& I’m all like: “Nah, bro. I don’t ask. He just does it because he knows I need it.”
Which is, of course, what makes it so sweet to me. Not to mention that he opens the car door for me & holds the door when we go into places. & he always pays for dinner when we go out. & he tells me I’m beautiful & a whole other plethora of sweet & wonderful things that I never thought anyone would ever say to me…Not to mention he touches my butt & thinks that I don’t need makeup to be beautiful.
& he’s super funny & smart & he has no problem with holding me for an hour when I’ve had a bad day.
I mean, guys, he’s the best ever. Okay? Okay.
Just woke up & put on Molly & the Zombies…I am also drinking some of the most delicious iced coffee I have ever drank in my life.
Also, I have mermaid hair & have lost five more pounds. It’s a good morning.